Hazardous Guadalupe
We started Hazardous Guadalupe here in our hometown of Baltimore in the summer of 2003 for the sole purpose of filling a slot for Arrington de Dionyso's first Baltimore show. We had originally planned on calling ourselves the Zoo Goalies (a Scrabble cut-up) until certain visual symbols for an auto hazard and the Virgin of Guadalupe appeared to us simultaneously during one of our travels. For instrumentation, we purchased an incredibly crappy kiddie drum kit from a pawn shop. It was actually Marlo's birthday present too. I had a ridiculously detuned electric guitar with a cracked neck that prevented it from staying in any standard tuning. We had named it "the jellybean". We jammed together with said instrumentation in our kitchen and the classic HG sound was instantly born. We put out 3 ful
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Catalogue & Listenership
Tracks
59
Albums
4
Total audio
2h 56m 07s
FMA listens
12,641
Favourites
8
Avg bitrate
135 kbps
Top Tracks by Listens
| Track | Album | Year | Duration | Listens |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hazardous holidays | Happy Holidays from Spleen Coffin (Various Artists) | 2004 | 6m 23s | 1,227 |
| 19th-century fashions | Winter Tour Mix | 2004 | 0m 54s | 1,133 |
| Science subjects | Winter Tour Mix | 2004 | 2m 20s | 654 |
| Queen of the dance | Winter Tour Mix | 2004 | 4m 04s | 624 |
| Bike helmet | H.G. | 2003 | 2m 23s | 596 |
| Audiovisual education | Vegetable Bibliography | 2007 | 2m 58s | 485 |
| Ballet class | Winter Tour Mix | 2004 | 3m 44s | 452 |
| Beach noises | Vegetable Bibliography | 2007 | 1m 14s | 433 |
| Austrian tour | Winter Tour Mix | 2004 | 1m 04s | 418 |
| Books on tape | H.G. | 2003 | 5m 49s | 414 |
Track Length Distribution
| Length | Tracks | Share |
|---|---|---|
| Under 1 min | 13 | 22% |
| 1–3 min | 21 | 35.6% |
| 3–6 min | 19 | 32.2% |
| Over 6 min | 6 | 10.2% |
Release Timeline
Track Catalogue
59 tracks shown
| Track | Album | Genre | Duration | Listens | Licence |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Plant grafting [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 4m 40s | 120 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Beach noises [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 1m 14s | 433 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Umbrella day [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 4m 32s | 140 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Tie rack [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 1m 22s | 62 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Scissor crafts [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 4m 55s | 101 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Audiovisual education [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 2m 58s | 485 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Wizard words 3 [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 7m 05s | 81 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| License plates [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 4m 55s | 63 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Rubber stamps [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 5m 06s | 86 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| The smokehouse [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 4m 36s | 75 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Baker's boon [27, 66, 71, 250] | Vegetable Bibliography 2007 | 3m 21s | 128 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Hazardous holidays [15, 32, 71, 763] | Happy Holidays from Spleen Coffin (Various Artists) 2004 | 6m 23s | 1,227 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Forest rangers [27, 66, 71, 250] | Winter Tour Mix 2004 | 1m 36s | 296 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Dragon tales [27, 66, 71, 250] | Winter Tour Mix 2004 | 1m 20s | 141 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. | |
| Jai alai [27, 66, 71, 250] | Winter Tour Mix 2004 | 0m 51s | 76 | Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3. |